Hayley Hoop and the Escape from Sideshow Bob

Hayley would just like to thank all of her wonderful family members for their generous birthday gifts. She has saved her money to spend it throughout the year on life's little necessities.





Like this mega-light-up hoola hoop.











She is a hula master. These pictures hardly do her unrivaled talent justice.











We've affectionately named this tree "Sideshow Bob" (for obvious reasons).




Or is "Audrey" more appropriate. (FEED ME.)




In a MacGyver-like moment, Hayley instinctively moves to the cartwheel as her go-to getaway move.