Family Shopping Trip to Target:
M: "Hayley, why don't you choose a lunchbox that doesn't have characters on it so you won't grow out of it so quickly?"
H: "WHAT?! How could I ever grow out of flowers and Monkeys?!"
Random Living Room Conversation:
H: "Talk to the booty 'cause the hand ain't listenin.'"
T: "Hayley, we don't talk to the booty in this house."
A Discussion on Girl Scouts:
H: "I get a patch for selling the most Girl Scout cookies."
T: "I sold them to my coworkers. What do I get?"
Hayley puts her hand on Troy's back and gives it three emphatic pats.
H: "You get THAT."
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