We've decided to document our renovation. The plan: Remove wallpaper. Sand the surface. Wash the wall. Prime the wall. Continue the stucko knockdown that exists on the bottom 80% on the wall. Prime again. Paint. Note: we have no idea what we're doing.
Stage One: I imagine the previous owners thought it looked like marble. Only stripier, like a circus.

Paper Tiger, check. Wallpaper CHOMP, check. Putty knife, check.

You know what's funny? That first piece came off a lot easier than, well, all the rest of it.

Less circus. Still ghetto. I see a handsome man anxious to prime.

More to come...